Someone at GoDaddy called
they never expected me to pick up
I used my husky voice
it’s supposed to charm the ladies
but I know I sound like a pedophile
anyway, she was abrupt, and had an accent
she asked for my credit card details
a neo-capitalistic romance for the ages
the only heartbreak- my depleted bank balance
and hurt pride.
But there is solace still,
a Nigerian prince yearns
to make me rich, while lurking
in Spam. I swear someday
I will get a life
And malware protection.
I see you want to marry me?
I “totally” believe you.
A heathen poet 