i have a guy
he works with leather
so I asked him to build a harness
he doesn’t ask a lot of questions
he is great like that
so he built me a harness
nice and posh, sturdy too
i asked him to fix me up
and he did
he thought I was being sexual
so he was scared
but then he realized
it was just me being me
drunken and disorderly
so he asked
what are you going to use this for
to pull the weight of the world, I replied.
A heathen poet 