A funny story

I wanted to take my time with women

wine them dine them get them to laugh

funny begets sex

and sex begets joy

but all I got was an urchin called Sid

three weeks old, and a fucking cry baby

tugging at my moobs

hoping to be breastfed

expecting me to wear clean shirts

shower everyday, stop smoking

look at schools, worry about mortgage

worry about insurance and ‘job’

it really does get you in the end


i was suddenly an old man

even responsible, some would say.

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