an ex-girlfriend pings me
and tells me she can’t fly anymore
Could you before?
it was an obvious question
but it drove her crazy,
You really weren’t paying attention, were you?
I probably wasn’t, being drunk the entire time and what not,
Come to think of it,
I can’t even remember her face anymore,
I guess I will just have to
that she looks like an emu,
so why can’t you fly anymore?
I was unemployed
willing to play along,
you stole the wind from under my wings
it wasn’t the alcohol that killed me,
but the ridiculous cliche.